He's masturbating alot.

Just wondering, but who has heavy cream but not half-and-half in their fridge? If you don't bake (or make whipped cream), you probably don't have heavy cream.

With all the whining that Android users do when Apple comes out with something after Android has had it for years (myself included), I like this comment.

So...how does one get to South America, then?

We, as a nation, suck.

Nice. Good work.

What is it about the last sentence that turned you away? I'm just admitting that, despite this, I'll probably still find her more palatable than any Republican who gets the nomination.

Just because she deleted 60k emails doesn't mean she's criminal. We don't know the contents of those emails, so they could be personal. Maybe she gets lots of spam. I get probably 20 (auto-filtered) spam emails a day, plus stupid daily deal emails, etc. I could probably delete 60k emails from my account without…

I'd argue that each type of alcohol is going through (or already has gone through) a bit of a revolution. My local liquor store in Tucson has dozens of "small-batch" or "boutique" rums, gins, bourbons, whiskeys, whiskys, tequilas, and mescals. I blame hipsters, but will enjoy trying all of them.

"...should use their official e-mail..." is not "...must use their official e-mail...". If she is turning over the emails in her personal account consistent with the Federal Records Act, it's technically fine. John Kerry is the first Secretary of State to have an official email address (which is so dumb).

Well, there was no "official procedure" in place. She actually did the same thing that Colin Powell did.

I'm a Clinton supporter, and I do not think this is "no big deal". It is completely idiotic for a U.S. Secretary of State, in the 21st century, to be using her own personal email server for work email. And unencrypted! Who knows what kind of classified information she was sending or being sent!?! All because she…

Could be emails she received. Maybe she gets amazon's daily deals and/or lots of other spam.

It's like The Hunger Games!

Jolie, the peroxide reminded me of something I tried this last weekend to clean my baking sheets, which I had read online (probably a crappy ehow article?). Peroxide and baking soda, let soak 1 hour, wipe with sponge, rinse.

But. I don't waaaaannnna go across the country to the grocery store.....

I bought weed from a tiny blonde girl named Clementine who had a pierced septum and an equally tiny blonde dog.

people's workdays are set in stone

In her email, the Nigerian prince doesn't get sent to spam.

What turns Kristen Stewart on...sexually? "For me, the most attractive thing in a person is drive – genuine, impulse expressed for the sake of it, not for perception."