Wasn't this one of the most panned features of the fire phone? Mostly considered a detriment rather than a benefit?

I don't understand, that dog sucks at singing.

Everybody lay off this guy, he only read Sam Biddle's headline and not the whole article.

Are we sure those are twins? because they could just be two babies wearing the same thing.

I think it's fair to say you just got embarrassed in the comments section here. FYI words change definition all the time.

Since it's Florida, I'm pretty sure the guy could've shot Sapp without prosecution.

Jim Harbaugh*

I think the key to this whole article, and detoxes and cleanses in general is summed up best at the beginning of the fourth paragraph:

What's happening today (December 2014) is not a pineapple express, because the storm does not reach far enough back south west into the pacific ocean (according to local meteorologist Steve Paulson)

transmisogynistic? I would've gone with the more classic "racist", but y'know...

Wow, you must be a wonderful parent.

I think you need to learn the definition of "win". I'm not happy about it, either (almost 15 years later), but it's true.

Honestly I think the camera-woman is a little more upset than she should be (assuming that is her car), because its not like she was going to be driving it ever again anyway.

Does this shoot in bursts? What's going on in these clips?

At no point do "he and his driving buddy might have a real shot at beating the world-best time". Absolutely no chance, ever.

You're a fucking idiot.

Calling Jezebel merely an "infotainment blog" is highly offensive

Well, it rolls, and it looks like it is coasting, but I wouldn't call it a roller coaster, per se.

I attended a HS in the Acalanes School District. I don't particularly remember having a sex ed class in 9th grade, those were all done with by 7th grade I think. This article is really surprising though, because I consider the faculty to be fairly progressive (it is in the bay area) and generally having the…

Comments were better on the Gawker page, and there was a picture of the woman now. NOT UNATTRACTIVE.