As long as it was what he ordered, then fine.

Ridicule, sure. But the restaurant was pretty goddamned rude to him for ordering that way.

For as militantly tolerant Jezebel is supposed to be, people here really hate it when people order their meat well-done.

I don't like my steak well-done, but I like that you're not afraid to admit here that you do. It is your steak, order it and eat it how you like it.

Who gives a shit about how the guy likes to eat his steak? He's paying for it, he's asking for it the way he likes it. You can think its poor taste, but he likes what he likes.

He was basically obliterating a $40 piece of steak.

Keyshawn Johnson will not be one of those players. He's got a good gig on ESPN.

Do you have to return the ipad if you decline? My brother is getting married that day.

Shit, you're right! Pitchers who throw the ball really fast or are really strong can be known to have "big guns"! Ooooh boy is the egg on my face.

Uhhh, you clearly did not get the pun. You see, an "arms race" is when two parties try to get better and better weapons. In this case, the weapons are pitchers. Pitchers are known to have "good arms". It had nothing to do with guns.

He does this with lost of female guests...I think its starting to get a little creepy

I like to put a bucket in the side yard so guests don't have to go inside to use my bathroom.

Trent Dilfer won the super bowl.

well that was...less exciting than I thought?

all the boys who don't make it to college on football scholarships become cops

What did the score keeper's book look like for this play?

that "collection" of anecdotes about swans' viciousness is a bit suspect:

But, like many problems in the real world, theory doesn't match reality. I don't live in a hyperbaric chamber with just two vents. Air gets in from all sorts of cracks in windows and doors in other places, including around the fan itself.

he makes a few mistakes

Could it be that umpires are just spiteful of the replay system in general? Part of the "old guard" that thinks replay is ruining the game so they don't care what the replay system shows?