It’s like trying to feel bad for somebody who bought swampland in Florida, only everybody he knew was telling him it was swampland, and he went down and visited it and all the alligators formed a chorus line and sang WELCOME TO SWAMPLAND, and he parked a trailer on it and the swamp swallowed it up and formed itself…

She’s a woman. That’s really it. The whole web of Benghazi/email/Vince Foster/Pizzagate/other insanity spun around her is just the shroud on the undead creature that is these people’s hatred of women. Especially women who are demonstrably smarter and better at all things then they are.

But this wouldn’t be “completely [shitting] all over the rule of law”, it would be following the law, and would be an instance of the electoral college actually doing what it was designed to do. We’ve grown so used to the electoral college being an afterthought that we have forgotten that it was instituted as a…

At least the memes will be positive...

Who cares if Trump could be antagonizing China towards war, BENGHAZI!!! Email servers!!! She’s a war hawk!!!

I read the headline in the Times earlier today but was too afraid to read it. I wish him well. Pizzagate will look like a roundtable discussion between Plato, Kant and Berlin in comparison to what is coming for this guy. I fear for his life.

Fun fact: Statisitcally speaking, Americans are now more likely to be shot by a toddler than by a terrorist.

Naw, see the photo? The boy was white.

If the dad had just planted a taser on the kid’s body, he could have had a good enough self-defense claim to hang a jury.

Also, why didn’t she smile more, and why was she smiling so much? I don’t trust her.

Yeah, thank god we didn’t elect a super qualified woman with an annoying voice who rubs you the wrong way! Whew! Man, can you imagine having to deal with someone competent but kind of annoying for four years?

Yeah, all those emails that the FBI never found are totally worse than this stuff.

Yeah, but... unfortunately, all of those 7 are Democrats. They’ve decided to cast a vote for someone other than Hillary, an alternate Republican that they think they may be able to sway some Republican electors to support. Only a few Republican electors that I’m aware of have voiced any concern whatsoever with casting…

But let’s all remember how corrupt Hilary is, with her email mismanagement and her charity—the one with high ratings from watchdog organizations. Good thing we dodged that bullet, huh?

Is Carson such a dim bulb that he didn’t take the opportunity to do a spit take, and cuss Trump out for the crass stereotypical BS this is? The guy’s an accomplished neurosurgeon, but hey, he’s black, so he knows all about the projects and stuff. I’m surprised Trump didn’t also name him Basketball Adviser and Head of…

Sincerely,
Pres.-Elect Baby Hands

The problem with many poor white people is that they refuse to acknowledge that they are actually poor. Which is why they repeatedly vote against their own interests. Then they want to point the blame at everyone other than themselves when things continue to not work out for them. When their food stamps get taken…

To be perfectly honest, a billionaire huckster arriviste who got rich through strategic bankruptcy and retaliatory lawsuits conning his way into the Presidency on a campaign of racism, homophobia, fascism, and misogyny, only for it to become immediately apparent that he has no idea how to do anything and is…

I’m Canadian. The british wish they had our calm.

Lost in the criticism of the ACA was the fact that private plans aren’t doing any better. The ACA was always far more about helping as many people as possible get healthcare rather than cutting costs. Those goals obviously are somewhat tied, but real cost reduction would have required major changes and made an enemy…