No, totally serious. Orthodox Jews are definitely best known for their willingness to bend on the whole Israel thing.

He’s the best Jew! The classiest one you’ll ever see. Trump only associates with the real, quality Jews.

“My very smart son-in-law Jared, he knows how to talk to them. The la cayam and the hava nagila and the mozel tov cocktails. He’ll go over, meet with Netanyahu, they talk, maybe get Arafat to come to the table and ... he’s not? Well, who then...? Well, whoever, Jared’ll get it done. He’s a good kid. He knows better…

According to many Orthodox Jews, there is no conflict between Israel and Palestine because there is no such thing as Palestine.

Makes sense. Orthodox Jews are notorious for wanting a conflict free compromise between Israelis and Palestinians protecting the rights of both peoples.

If Kushner is that good, imagine how great it would be if we sent the entire Trump family to Palestine for the next four years.

Donald’s chutzpah around Hillary Clinton is fucking astounding. She’s “suffered greatly in many different ways”? Ways that he caused!

If you found it “disturbing” that someone who was investigated and cleared by her political rivals for the handling of e-mails, but were not more disturbed by the guy who doesn’t think people who are born in America are citizens and whose advisers don’t think Jews are people, then you need to ask yourself:

Whatever you need to tell yourself to go to sleep at night.

THIS. Why do some Americans consider their vote some kind of infinitely valuable personal blessing to be conveyed upon only those noble enough to receive it. Like the 2-year-old gifting Mommy with his precious turd.

No..... She didn’t do anything illegal. A layperson wouldn’t be in jail for doing what she did. Yes, a layperson may lose their security clearance for doing something similar but not jail. General Petraeus did do something illegal and it was 10x worse than Hillary and got prosecuted. The old system worked. And now…

Let’s analogize it to CNN ‘73: I don’t want a false equivalence panel of self-interested chuckleheads discussing “Does President Nixon have the power to ignore Judge Sirica’s orders?” because the answer’s 100% no, it’s always been no, get Ehrlichmann off of there, he’s a fucking criminal.

Your freedom to hate & wish death upon those who don’t hang out in the same place as you (say you do) on Sunday morning. For some, this is the only thing in life that matters.

I don’t know how anyone expects Americans to choose between that.

Don’t forget all the evangelicals who overlooked all that because ZOMG justices and abortion and nativity scenes and “religious freedom” (to do whatever the fuck their fictional book tells them is ok this week)

The one with the healthcare?? Or..wait...the one where your gay friend has the freedom to be nagged by his husband. Perhaps it was the one where the Mexicans were mostly free to walk down the street without being harassed? I mean, it’s really no comparison.

If only Hitler had known that America would let Nazis into the White House if they’d promise to lower taxes and deregulate industry.

When “we” (a term I must now use even MORE loosely than before, courtesy of the 2016 elections) decide to elect an openly sexist, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, belligerent, arrogant, ignorant, obnoxious, lying, two-faced, oaf (I could go on...with amply video and audio evidence in support of every…

There’s going to be a much bigger purge of this when there’s no wall built, no jobs brought back, no ban on Muslims and all the other pipe dream policies Trump built his campaign on.

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…