There’s an s in there where there shouldn’t be. It shouldn’t be there. Doesn’t make sense. Something’s wrong here, folks, believe me. Believe me, there’s something wrong. Maybe Hillary put it there, I don’t know. People are saying it. I’m gonna take it out of there. Mark it down.

“The ‘s’ in Illinois is NOT silent, believe me.”

This gift sums up the Franco-Prussian War.

Yeah so, but how many pokemon does he have.

I’d donate my punch to the nearest zoo silverback gorilla.

Why is punching Jonah hill punching upwards?

When poor and especially black people are assaulted, killed, harassed and unlawfully detained. It’s important to remember that critical distinction.

Of course he’s rewarded for his “good” work. Less work for more pay!

Fixed!

You’re like half the guys I know, who, while I have spent hours in front of the mirror agonizing over this or that until finally giving up and saying “good enough,” caress their beer belly in the mirror, run their fingers through their wet hair, and go “yeah, I’m killin it!”

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YOU ARE INVITED TO SEND A TESTAMENT OF HARM DONE TO YOU BY A WOMAN : Breaking up my favorite band.

ONO U DINT

“Hey, I may be sleazy and corrupt, but...what was the third thing you said again?”

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

The chalk cloud really sells it.

He looks about 14. Hard pass.

^ there’s one now! ^

"Owns, owns"