I'm sure this will never see the light of day as the downvote-hammer destroys it, but...

*ahem*

Remember Star-Wars? Remember all the helmeted, replaceable, faceless, inhuman goons? Remember their armor and their firepower and their soullessness?

Remember how our unarmored, unshaven rebels defeated them? And how good that…

Oh yeah, and I wouldn't even DRIVE thru Trappes without a headcovering. Trappes is terrifying. That coming from a woman who used to hang out in Oakland! The only people doing the the protesting, I hate to inform you, are the Muslim men that consider women property. Really, reporting on European events by American nesw…

Dear Obama,