Belle.

Porn Madlibs.

Who can remain unmotivated about learning the internet when horny college sluts are waiting for him right now?

I’m at work: what did she do? Was she the “stepmom?”

Did you thing that, seen I it.

All those Republican dudes (like Paul LardTub, gov of Maine) who insinuate that strapping young bucks are going to ravish our virginal white women? You KNOW that they’re in the closet, watching their wives get serviced by a black man with a schlong longer than the loser’s arm.

Insert Homer “gay, gay, gay....” fingers crossed video here.

You find that to be vanilla? What ice cream shop do you shop at?

“In the greatest cultural appropriation of all time.”

Only if those kids would equally well have HUNG THEMSELVES for grins, would it be unclear if they didn’t understand the gravity of the situation. You’re fucking high.

“There are good people on both sides” of any lynching story, amirite?

“Lady, for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint..”

Huh-huh, lol! I’m working class if I say I am!!!

Yeah, “brave” not “poor” as if one’s house size is purely owing to one’s whim. Do you comprehend the degree of your fucking narcissism? I doubt it.

You sound so middle class, so grounded! Never mind that 2ooo+ square feet is bigger than 80% of the houses in this country. And it has to hold FOUR PEOPLE PLUS CATS! You are an inspiration to us all. And they say people are blind to privilege.

There is just no way you could be a lawyer, especially a constitutional lawyer. Look at this idiocy:

Nobody needs to attend a Crimson Tide game, either. But to deny entry to blacks, or whoever, would be discriminatory. Public or private school by the way.

All three of them.

Does anybody watch marathons? The elite women finish behind many non-elite men. Would anybody say it’s sexist to say that women can’t run as fast as men, that in a race, many lesser-ranked men could beat the top women’s marathoner? That’s just a fact.

Kids these days. He doesn’t get how incredible those matches were, the most thrilling tennis matches ever played.