Neither Russia nor China would ever “nuclear defend” North Korea. NK has nothing they need or want, but is actually a tremendous headache with no signs of ever stopping. Neither would trade nukes with the US, guaranteeing their own destruction, for the sake of North Korea. LOL.

It is foreshortening, or is that Playboy magazine large-format size?

Because he knows there won’t be a country to trade with, real soon now?

How many guesses do I get?

Get it? Go DOWN? Like, all ancients loved gay sex? I give up. This show and review deserve one another.

When they fed the legions meat, they rioted.

A plebe is a first year midshipman. A pleb is a plebeian.

Or you can, you know, read the goddamn book.

Why are all the women stylish and smart while all the guys are pathetic dipshits?

The painting is Jerome’s Pollice Verso,

Those were the Greeks. Romans hated homosexuality.

Trump could never play an instrument.

Naughtius Maximus.

Biggus Dickus, and his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.

“Let’s sail 1500 miles to an uninhabited land in a 39 foot ship!” “Let’s drive 1000 miles into unknown territory, fording giant rivers, and build a house from scratch, and no antibiotics!”

Guy girl matchups for casual were rare? Yo, there were flute girls at every dinner party.

Well, you’re wrong.

You’re extrapolating from one painting by Jerome. They were not fat, generally.

All gladiators were slaves, so make that 100%

Uh, you know The Dating Game once existed, right? Kids.