Get it? White people are terminally lame. Always funny.

Mix-a-Lot never had to work again. God bless that man.

Sad, no?

Do all white women fall into one category or another of Becky? Are there any white people who are not total pieces of shit in this analysis? What’s the cultural stereotype of white woman doing the job right?

See that punch? How he hits what he’s aiming at? Remember the videos of Mayweather hitting the double ended bag? That’s why they do that. Remember how you didn’t see McGregor doing that, or anything other training, for that matter?

People who watch the All Star Game and the World Series are not going to matter in terms of baseball’s survival. It needs FANS, not Christmas and Easter churchgoers. Likewise, the survival of boxing depends on its having a solid fan base. Ergo, what the punters thing about McGregor or anybody else is irrelevant. This…

“I know Big Papi, and, uh, what’s his name, Castillo Cabrillo Consueco something something.” Why don’t my opinions on the state of baseball matter?

Jesus Fucking Christ, pro baseball players really are, like, professionals. Unworldly shit is just in a day’s work.

He should stick to making cowboy boots....

All sentences in Finnish sound just like that, so how can you tell?

Is that Cobain? Boy, he really didn’t like the spotlight, did he? Why couldn’t we have him instead of Trump?

That’s all he needs. That’s it.

Hey, Jared is the one Kushner who inherited his dad’s psychopathy. He cares just a little, he just keeps his mouth shut about it.

Hey, I’ve known some tremendous anal fissures in my day. They gave and gave, without a thought for themselves.

The same Christianity which demonized every kind of difference for centuries, and is still, in its evangelical guise, one of the most intolerant religions on earth. Go fuck yourself.

Cheney became a supporter of gay rights once his daughter came out. Think he’d have felt that way otherwise? These people are hypocritical scum. Though I’m glad this woman saw the light.

Right. All we should aim for is to be less shitty than the shittiest. As with our education system.

Hey — don’t forget Yemen!

Babies. Just babies.

How about “The Outfit.”