See that punch? How he hits what he’s aiming at? Remember the videos of Mayweather hitting the double ended bag? That’s why they do that. Remember how you didn’t see McGregor doing that, or anything other training, for that matter?

People who watch the All Star Game and the World Series are not going to matter in terms of baseball’s survival. It needs FANS, not Christmas and Easter churchgoers. Likewise, the survival of boxing depends on its having a solid fan base. Ergo, what the punters thing about McGregor or anybody else is irrelevant. This…

“I know Big Papi, and, uh, what’s his name, Castillo Cabrillo Consueco something something.” Why don’t my opinions on the state of baseball matter?

Jesus Fucking Christ, pro baseball players really are, like, professionals. Unworldly shit is just in a day’s work.

He should stick to making cowboy boots....

All sentences in Finnish sound just like that, so how can you tell?

Is that Cobain? Boy, he really didn’t like the spotlight, did he? Why couldn’t we have him instead of Trump?

That’s all he needs. That’s it.

Hey, Jared is the one Kushner who inherited his dad’s psychopathy. He cares just a little, he just keeps his mouth shut about it.

Hey, I’ve known some tremendous anal fissures in my day. They gave and gave, without a thought for themselves.

The same Christianity which demonized every kind of difference for centuries, and is still, in its evangelical guise, one of the most intolerant religions on earth. Go fuck yourself.

Cheney became a supporter of gay rights once his daughter came out. Think he’d have felt that way otherwise? These people are hypocritical scum. Though I’m glad this woman saw the light.

Right. All we should aim for is to be less shitty than the shittiest. As with our education system.

Hey — don’t forget Yemen!

Babies. Just babies.

How about “The Outfit.”

Sweden. (Except for the 30 years war.)

You must have arrived recently....

Trump is incompetent. Any other Republican, and the rich would be paying a 1.2% tax rate and Obamacare would be no more. Trump is the best thing that ever happened to the left. Confederate statues are a thing of the past after a single week. People who didn’t care about immigrants now stand shoulder to shoulder behind…

It’s when Elmo has his tits painted that things tend to go sideways....