Overtaxing your dumb ass.

Never with Floyd. Floyd will never go the extra mile. That’s why he will always be a second class fighter.

Yeah, saving all those lives really sucked.

Really, though, go download the Anton Lesser recording of Paradise Lost. Then come back here and apologize. (And take me out of the greys.)

I doubt you’ve ever started reading, dipshit.

The anniversary of Kanye’s mother’s death is some kind of national day of mourning now? What the fuck? You sure you aren’t looking for a reason to be angry?

It’s the very symbol of slavery. If you’re ignorant of that, well, you are from the south, after all....

Wrong. Your background is irrelevant.

Nope, sorry. You might as well fly the flag of the Third Reich, “in honor of our many brave soldiers.” Doesn’t work that way.

God, are you high on yourself. Just get back to cutting my lawn, dipshit.

Shut up, tough guy. Deforming somebody for life just because they’re a loudmouth makes you the bigger dick.

Her body is twisted backward from how one would throw that punch. Girls.

Obviously to make people think of the Holocaust. Because somebody named John was in a camp once. Better just ban the name.

Just ban the color yellow and all shapes. Done.

This just in: five equals six.

It’s a five pointed star. Where does it end? No yellow rectangles?

They train them with food, like every other animal.

Oh no you don’t. Spill.

My god I laughed so hard.

Because guns are safer than turkeys.