I’m in Mass, where coverage at totality was 63%. I didn’t have glasses, and I wasn’t seriously trying to look at the sun. I just peeked at it for 1/2 second like you would on any normal day. (Such that it was impossible to tell if it was eclipsed at all or not — too much glare.) Did Trump really STARE at the thing,…

Satire. Comprehension fail.

I bet you took his “eclipse glasses are a product of big science” post seriously, too. Let me know how the eclipse looked when you stared at it, you idiot.

Satire, idiot.

Almost the entire market for US $100 bills is in support of criminal activity.

The vast majority of $100 bills are used for illegal purposes. The VAST majority.

You can’t carry gold bars to a car dealer, either, jack. They’re, however, exchangeable for our common medium of exchange, currency. Like, uh, Bitcoin.

These are awesome. But apparently there’s a lot of pre-literate people on splinternews.

You can’t be this clueless.

“Just...kinda...funny lookin’”

Man, I lost my soul wife in 2012, my soul father in 2012, and my soul dog in 2014. Getting tired.....

No doggy heaven. That’s the great thing about dogs — they live in the now, and they genuinely seem to try to have the best time they can while they can. And they die with dignity. We could learn a lot from them.

Jesus, take a fucking pill. You’re right — Dave Thomas pulled “Wendy’s” out of a hat for his burger joint, and had his daughter retroactively by artificial insemination of a sexbot to “game the narrative.” Cause Illuminati.

Chobani yogurt and bicep curls.

It’s always a pleasure reading your posts. Thoughtful and well written. Have a star.

Read the New Yorker interview with the ghostwriter of The Art of the Deal. Trump actually is a moron of incomparable shallowness.

It’s not white privilege. It’s called “being an asshole.”

It’s not white privilege. The Nazis and the Jews were both white. That privilege shit is getting way overblown I’m part Native American, and, no, not every idea or action must be filtered through my NA filter for “acceptability.” That’s just kindler, gentler censorship. Hurting someone’s feelings is not in any sense…

I’ll say it: tolerating the burka is actually promoting intolerance. It’s shocking how many on the left are ok supporting the forced veiling of women or even the murder of cartoonists, in the name of cultural sensitivity. That’s a mistake. Watch — this comment will be pilloried.

Speech is free. But conduct is not. If they INCITE others to violence, that is not speech.