“Bottomless brunch”? I’d buy that for a dollar.

London has more cams per capita than any other city on earth. The British are so American when it comes to shitting on the rights of their own people.

Yep, that would have totally made this a less insane situation, and been a testimony to the enduring sanity of homo sapiens.

I’m disappointed that people on that bus (assuming it was still stopped) didn’t knock some sense into that douchebag.

Because you can indoctrinate somebody into believing they are shit, that’s how.

Runners do not have right of way. Bikers do not have right of way. Doesn’t matter if the ped is lying in your lane. If bikers/runners expect cars to avoid hitting *them*, they owe the same courtesy to pedestrians. Enough bullshit. This dude is in need of a good beating.

Brendan Fraser and Phyllis Diller?!?!?! A-listers all the way down, baby! No wonder the dude is so high on hisself!

Maybe you’re the one whose absence nobody would notice... Except for the improvement in the smell.

Mr. Hawkeye: “don’t you know that only corporations deserve handouts, like the billions in subsidies that Musk is getting from the Feds? He’s a genius!!!” *frantically jerks off to pick of Musk*

Shut up, lickspittle. How’s Musk’s ass taste?

You’re overthinking this one, Butch....

I’m a scientist/engineer, and no, psychopathy is not the same as being “data driven.” Musk, instead, sounds like a guy who fell ass-backward into startup success, and thinks he’s God’s gift to the world because of it.

The dude looks like a younger, shittylookinglesser, Steve Bannon.

That’s what Barack Obama’s presidency taught us: that a black man can fail to live up to his potential, same as a white man. (And I love Obama).

Scorching hot take, brah...

Best writing: “I watched Star Trek. What are TNG, DS9, Voyager?”

“presumably because there weren’t any starships in Fight Club.”

What the fuck is with her face?

Please be like this, every day:

If a poor person fucks something like this up, it’s “durr, durr, get your shit together, loser.” But since it’s a bunch of rich people fucking up, well...