The dude looks like a younger, shittylookinglesser, Steve Bannon.

That’s what Barack Obama’s presidency taught us: that a black man can fail to live up to his potential, same as a white man. (And I love Obama).

Scorching hot take, brah...

Best writing: “I watched Star Trek. What are TNG, DS9, Voyager?”

“presumably because there weren’t any starships in Fight Club.”

What the fuck is with her face?

Please be like this, every day:

If a poor person fucks something like this up, it’s “durr, durr, get your shit together, loser.” But since it’s a bunch of rich people fucking up, well...

Yep. Fuck that nutcase. More power to you.

Fuck you, try for “human being” in your next life, psychopath.

Way to work in the “my woman is bangin’” bit, as faux complaining. Well played.

I wonder if his wife is super happy about the direction this has gone.

That’s not how it’s spelled.

Writing is dead. It’s well written, but it’s not Disraeli before the Commons.

1. Use basmati rice. All else sucks balls.

How about, we let the tiger get a pic with the freshly-devoured corpses of these shitstains? I would re-post that.

Counterpoint: “here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.”

Can’t believe you didn’t mention the other great scandal at the Seoul Olympics: when Roy Jones Jr, one of the greatest boxers of all time, took apart the Korean Si Hun Park. He dominated him so completely, that when the victor was announced, the referee raised his arm — and everybody was stunned when Park’s name was…

Bulleit comes from MGP, which is the source of many other hipster bourbons. They’re all the same, pick at random.

Most other booze IS made by Diageo, which owns Bulleit. It’s the largest drinks corporation in the world. Bulleit doesn’t make anything itself, never has.