Also from MGP. In a way, all hipster niche bourbon is identical, because it comes from the same (massive, corporate) distillery.

More relevant: Bulleit is not made according to some family recipe. Because Bulleit doesn’t make any bourbon at all. Like every other hot hipster bourbon, most of it is made by other Kentucky producers or at MGP in Indiana, which resembles a hydrocarbon cracking plant more than it does a distillery (they make some…

Once we take opiates away from cancer patients, that problem will just go away on its own...

“Now with extra formaldehyde! Feel that asbestos tang!”

You sold your back? Is that what you did? Or did you back-pedal instead?

BREAKING: White House issues plan to lower immigration, calls it “RAISE Immigration.”

Nobody actually cares what you think, troll.

Yeah, and seat belts don’t really save lives. Kill yourself.

That’s not what sparked the green revolution, idiot. That was good old fashioned selective breeding.

That happened in spite of Monsanto, not because of them.

No. Cops are not your friends.

How about you go fuck yourself?

Remember, cops are allowed to lie to you.

“Wessels...”

“ceci n’est pas une pipe.”

No future, but I bet they have the subjunctive or optative moods, no?

Oh, man, is that the secret? Thanks, bro! I had no idea that was the solution! How do I keep my shoes tied, again?

Remember when Burns sends Homer to India? Sounds like we exported US recklessness (personal and corporate) to China.

Try transferring the 1000 Genome Project whole genome sequencing data on hard drives....

The Library of Alexandria has what you need... Oh, wait, thanks Caesar...