Not even a rich dude can afford to get kicked into the dead pool for too many moving violations. I assume — maybe if you’re rich you can manage to drive without insurance.

Booya.

I’m pretty sure it’s the entree in first class...

Dude — the entire country instituted a massive trillion dollar security regime, covering many parts of our lives, especially air travel, after an incident in which a dude got into the cockpit.

If fighter pilots possessed that kind of logic, they would not be fighter pilots. I would like you to post your exact comment on Quora, and see which fighter pilots actually agree with you. I’m merely a private pilot, but I personally would not be thinking like you suggest.

Shoot that civilian airliner out of the sky, if they determined it was going to crash into something.

Are you serious? You think that’s what the pilots are worrying about?

The news outlets are behaving moronic sheep, as usual, in that they immediately start parroting the Trump narrative about laptops in this story. “The laptop” is in every sentence of their reporting.

If I ran Saudi Arabia, I’d cut off the hands of anybody who spelled enough “enuf.”

Is it me, or does Comey have a fucking halo around his head?

Or maybe the victimized often can’t take their rage out on those who committed the worst offenses, because they’re still too powerful, so they understandably resort to exacting an often paltry revenge on the only people they can. It seems that if only you could make every human on earth a villain, except yourself,…

Yeah, if this dame had been sleeping with the dude who deported my family to Auschwitz, I’d limit myself to a really nasty Tweet about her conduct. Once you’ve walked in their shoes, you can judge them, not before.

He just used the big boy toilet for the first time. He carried it out to the front yard to do it, but still. Good boy.

Dude, in this skit, you’re the Judean People’s Front, and you don’t even realize it.

And if you’d kept your mouth shut, there wouldn’t have been any bickering, brah.

I’m not sure this was a big deal, until you made it one. Instead of going LOL, and moving on, now we’re talking about what that chuckle says about our dedication to the cause.

Yeah — so why don’t you shut the fuck up?

Also in the news: Kinja moron misses the Trump “big boy” meme which has been the fucking wallpaper of the fucking internet for fucking weeks. Reading fail, bro.

“Lol, don’t give me math, man, give me facts.” — Several flat earthers, to me, over the last several years.

AMERICA! HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT. DO **NOT** ELECT SOME GOMER-PYLE, HOWDY-DOODY, “WHAT, ME WORRY” ALFRED E. NEWMAN, CHIPPY CHIPMUNK ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY. I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO STILL EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO YOU, YOU RETARDED FUCKS.