A stupid electorate helps them immensely, especially an electorate ignorant of science and civics. Meanwhile, their kids go to expensive private schools, paid for by their grifting.

You should have to have put in ten years as a teacher before you can become Sec of Ed.

It’s not even the funniest moment in that episode.

Rein in. Not reign in.

Louis XVI?

Don’t know about the suit, but my God, that man can tie a tie. Always perfect.

Um, don’t you know about the Saturday Night Massacre? You can’t do that now.

You had better be 12 years old. Did you also know there’s this thing called “The Iliad”?

That’s just wrong. You’re uneducated.

Wolves were indigenous, shitstain, until ranchers extincted them. So fuck them. They set up a ranch in wolf country, then bitch about the wolves. I lived in the West, and all those assholes are alike — they suck on the government teat, whine for the government to do this and that for them, but when these same people…

They set up a ranch IN PREDATOR COUNTRY, then whine that wolves or cougars or bears are eating their sheep. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, ASSHOLE?!

Yeah, also there are people who are still fucking alive, and not really that old, who fucking saw the damn thing. Kids get off my lawn.

Well...that’s what the 70s were like.

Consider, she played as well as she did with a wooden racket and terrible shoes. People who worship modern (boring) tennis don’t realize it’s the equipment that’s made the difference.

Why? So your beer hand is free to dunk into the cooler for another cold one. Sheesh.

Your Mr. Rogers ball session? Gross.

Nixon was a far, far, far better president. Better than some Democrats. Trump is not.

Is Mika pregnant? Plus — holy shit, she’s engaged to Joe?? WTF?? I knew she was a closet lightweight.

Yeah, if she turned out like Edie Sedgwick, she’d be a winner all right — moron.

It wins points for using T-Rex. Otherwise...