He doesn’t give a shit about abortion, or drugs. But those he sold himself to, do.

But...they’re the BEST traffickers...

My money’s on “pedophile”.

Ummm, utility grade.

It would mean he knew about the effects of diet on weight, dipshit.

Wrong. Promoting this tub to be USDA chief scientist is like promoting Joe Camel to be surgeon general. Optics the fuck matter.

Ever notice that the most prospering area of the country is now always, in every criterion, D.C.?

Cat-chump. For Trumps everywhere.

You, sir or madam, are going to hell.

If you wanna see Christian values, go to atheist Massachusetts.

In the geography department?

That gif is hilariously not-ignorable. Where’s it come from?

Former Michigan resident here, and what??

Wrong. Do the math.

Hahaha. Guess you haven’t seen today’s Spirit news. Lol.

Neither did the flight attendants, assface.

Yeah, if she had not acted like an uppity n——r, that would have fixed it. Thanks, massa!

That talking thing is handy, no matter which partner does it. Playing “read my mind” never comes out well.

Have you tried “up your own ass?” Asking for a friend...

“Lower risk of cancer” != “no risk of cancer.”