By this guy’s logic, shouldn’t coal miners have stayed away from mining coal in the first place?

It’s the “strapping young bucks” knocking up America’s “welfare queens.”

Look: you go to war with the army you have. But don’t generalize from that to, like, life in general. That’s just irresponsible.

Pick different parents, asshole.

“I don’t know all the details, but I do know that the fruit juice is what causes cancer.” Ok, got it, ace.

Note: fructose does not give you cancer. Fructose does not block p53 or interfere with its transcription.

Those people should not have been allowed to have been born. Oh wait, we’re against that, too. Hold on... *quietly leaves room*

So men have earned their erectile dysfunction, then, right?

Maybe he thought that great literature (not saying this is, BTW, Neil Gaiman, lol) wasn’t about the fucking plot. Pierre marries Natasha and Napoleon burns Moscow. So much for War and Peace, eh?

I know. When everybody died at the end I was heartbroken.

A hahaha. As an action film, it’s great. But if its philosophy blew you away you need to turn off the fucking tv and read a book. Lol: “mind blown.” You must be nine years old.

As a liberal and 1/4 Native American, I can say: this is why the right calls us snowflakes. Jesus fucking Christ, it’s not aimed at indigenous populations and a second’s thought would make that clear. Their argument is “well, I could choose to be offended out of ignorance.” Too fucking bad. Idiocy does not trump…

Better, uh, assilimate, or something.

Everybody was circumcised.

You hadda be there...

Hand in your 70s card, bitch. And GTFO. Signed, Leif.

More like Boone’s Farm, yo.

Does your mom know you’re on the internet?

Nah. It only doesn’t matter any more to South Koreans...

Better example — let’s take what’s his name, the Pepsi dude who Jobs talked into running Apple, who proceeded to run it into the ground. He didn’t get a massive compensation package when being fired did he?