Pick different parents, asshole.

“I don’t know all the details, but I do know that the fruit juice is what causes cancer.” Ok, got it, ace.

Note: fructose does not give you cancer. Fructose does not block p53 or interfere with its transcription.

Those people should not have been allowed to have been born. Oh wait, we’re against that, too. Hold on... *quietly leaves room*

So men have earned their erectile dysfunction, then, right?

Everybody was circumcised.

You hadda be there...

Hand in your 70s card, bitch. And GTFO. Signed, Leif.

More like Boone’s Farm, yo.

Does your mom know you’re on the internet?

Nah. It only doesn’t matter any more to South Koreans...

This is what leads to the guillotiné

The vote is in four days, Moran.

Get a life.

rapport.

That’s not all that’s so long... Zing! I’ll show myself out...

These stories always sound like Penthouse Forum...

“rarely.”

That was horrifying...

You mean “fucking?” Grow up, unclench those pearls.