So men have earned their erectile dysfunction, then, right?

Everybody was circumcised.

You hadda be there...

Hand in your 70s card, bitch. And GTFO. Signed, Leif.

More like Boone’s Farm, yo.

Does your mom know you’re on the internet?

Nah. It only doesn’t matter any more to South Koreans...

This is what leads to the guillotiné

The vote is in four days, Moran.

Get a life.

rapport.

That’s not all that’s so long... Zing! I’ll show myself out...

These stories always sound like Penthouse Forum...

“rarely.”

That was horrifying...

You mean “fucking?” Grow up, unclench those pearls.

Damn. They win.

Nah. Pelosi had to kick his ass into supporting his own bill after he was about to drop it. Obama didn’t give us health care — he just made sure to gut it before it even got to Congress, to show what a uniter he was.

Dead girl or live boy...

Thank you, Stonewall Jones.