These stories always sound like Penthouse Forum...

“rarely.”

That was horrifying...

Is that a big lipstick kiss on his cheek?

I don’t know, Miles Davis was a pretty serious dude, and right here he’d tell you to “shut the fuck up, motherfucker.”

You mean “fucking?” Grow up, unclench those pearls.

“Everybody knows the ISS is fake. They film that underwater, or something.” — Trump electorate.

Because...it’s funny?

Ha. Everybody knows nobody is allowed in Antarctica. That’s where they’re hiding the ice wall that keeps the water in on the flat earth....

Most people can’t get their heads around this. They think they shouldn’t watch a film of Lolita, even though the Delores Haze actress is over 18. They can’t distinguish between representation of the act and the act itself. We have a generation of adults which reason like children.

Oh, two then. By all means, exterminate them, then.

I guess you could say he just ... vanished into thin air.

Damn. They win.

Nah. Pelosi had to kick his ass into supporting his own bill after he was about to drop it. Obama didn’t give us health care — he just made sure to gut it before it even got to Congress, to show what a uniter he was.

Counterpoint: nothing you do matters. In that infinitude of space “all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”

Right now they’re saying “forgotten, but not gone” so I’m not optimistic.

Yep. Gravity sure is long range. I can’t believe that, viewed from Pluto, the sun is just a bright dot, and yet it’s holding all these rocks in orbit.

Dead girl or live boy...

Thank you, Stonewall Jones.

Someone post the Homer/Ned Flanders “gay gay gay gay” clip.