More to the point: Melania is gross compared to Michelle Obama.

A slut who enables the enslutting of her sisters by supporting that pussy grabbing wrinkly ballsack.

She’s fucking gross.

Hamana hamana hamana

The only thing worse than dying is to have Dane Cook be involved with your life in any way.

I watched my wife die of cancer (slowly) at 44. I’m also an oncology researcher, and I can tell you that more money alone isn’t going to do it. It’s that cancer is just really hard to keep killed.

Jesus’ hair would, of course, have been straight — though possibly worn in dreads, as seen on Babylonian, Persian, and Assyrian statuary, and on archaic Greek kouroi.

I think by white they mean Indo-European, no? Greeks pre-Ottoman conquest were definitely that.

Uh, look, be honest: a Jew from Galilee is an Indo-European. Thus, white. But so what? God, were there one, would not be male or female, black or white. Don’t confuse one with the other.

Well, yes, actually. Unless you want to redefine Indo-European.

God, the orthodontist saw that girl coming... I always dreamed I was Captain Kirk, all through grade school.

Watched every week in prime time. Along with Chico and the Man. We’ve gotten more white on TV, I think.

“And a bunch of lies.” I like this guy. My wife works for SisterDistrict, and they predicted that this would be surprisingly close. Keep the pressure on, people.

Another fat white fuck. Do they (Republicans) come any other way?

Needs moar scotch tape.

Come on: NK knows that the price it pays for a single bomb on Seoul or Tokyo is total annihilation. The elite doesn’t want to die. This is just posturing to their own people.

Free rein.

Otter erotic?

Those MOTHERFUCKERS. God, I would fucking start shooting if that happened. The fucking balls on those guys.

What is it with this Trump Center of Excellence thing? He has to have the biggest inaugural, the most accomplished 100 days, and he has to attack the worst dictator ever (who he was praising not too long ago).