Haha. “Leadership.”

Wow, you’ve led a sheltered (or shut-in) life.

No chicks drink Bud Light.

And “reach out.” WTF happened to “contact?”

Has nobody seen A Man For All Seasons? Silence gives consent.

There’s gotta be easier ways of asking for a date.

That’s the thing. Prior to Trump, Russia knew that if the tanks started rolling West, nukes would fly. But now Russia has turned the US, so I don’t see what’s stopping them.

The revolution devours its children.

It’s not that they’re different. It’s that they’re fucking adult children. Grow up.

It’s a small step from this to legislating what women can wear, so as to avoid “being a source of temptation to men.” Fuck these fucking freaks.

What a fucking freak.

Wow. Those cringleberries would be up around my forehead. No implication, just an observation.

Seconded.

This will never get enough stars.

By that logic, the women’s march proved Donald Trump is the greatest, most right president of all time. Keep stroking yourself, by all means.

Man. Are we sure he was off coke then?

Nowhere. It mentions the four corners of the earth, once, and once Joshua orders the sun to stand still — argument for geocentrism, not a flat earth. Flat earthers are really anti science, so they can also disclaim evolution, which is the biggie for them.

Non readers are more accurately called non thinkers. Their brains work, but they’re devoid of introspection and systematic thought.

Except it’s not like that. It’s as if somebody drew a 6 on the ground, and one guy says it looks like a 6 or a 9, but the other guy claps his hands over his eyes and says there’s no number there at all.

Ptolemy believed the earth was a sphere. The Almagest is all about spherical trigonometry. No literate civilization has ever believed the earth was flat. It’s a 19th century invention.