What a fucking freak.

Wow. Those cringleberries would be up around my forehead. No implication, just an observation.

Seconded.

This will never get enough stars.

Shut up.

Comanche Indian.

By that logic, the women’s march proved Donald Trump is the greatest, most right president of all time. Keep stroking yourself, by all means.

Yes, it is.

Really? Abandoned?

Excellent unintended autocorrect.

I’d like to hear what’s very wrong with Finland, Sweden, Germany, France, Australia, or Japan.

Man. Are we sure he was off coke then?

Nowhere. It mentions the four corners of the earth, once, and once Joshua orders the sun to stand still — argument for geocentrism, not a flat earth. Flat earthers are really anti science, so they can also disclaim evolution, which is the biggie for them.

Non readers are more accurately called non thinkers. Their brains work, but they’re devoid of introspection and systematic thought.

Except it’s not like that. It’s as if somebody drew a 6 on the ground, and one guy says it looks like a 6 or a 9, but the other guy claps his hands over his eyes and says there’s no number there at all.

Ptolemy believed the earth was a sphere. The Almagest is all about spherical trigonometry. No literate civilization has ever believed the earth was flat. It’s a 19th century invention.

Make no mistake about it: you’re a moron, and proud of it. What the fuck do you think constitutes Western civilization, you fool.

I bet you think you are, anyway.

That’s laughable. Does “we’re gonna have so much coal” count as a coal policy position?

Well, Trump doesn’t explain complex ideas in simple English so much as eschew rational thinking completely in favor of jingoistic slogans.