“America expects every congressman to do his duty.”

“You’re so next!”

The earth sure does have a lot of water, but the hydrogen is a small fraction of the overall molecule. How much energy can we get from seawater? Would it have to be distilled first? If so, the energy cost of extracting hydrogen is starting to add up. I assume that you could power humanity for thousands of years…

I’ve watched Jedi high on weed. We couldn’t handle the chase through the forest on those hoverbuggies, or whatever. We were screaming “ooohhh fuuuckk watch ooouutttt!!!!” and holding our skulls.

The best flavors.

You think I was being sarcastic. I was not. I’m genuinely impressed to meet an astrophysicist, and I was hoping you could share what you’re working on, as I’ve been fascinated by astronomy since childhood. Sorry if you misunderstood.

This man is ecstatic when any woman deigns to share her genitalia with him; I’m not fussy.

It’s a pumped, roided-up, shaved chest bro culture trope to consider hair-free to be of self-respect. Because these poisonously insecure dudes need to tell themselves that that’s what they’ve got — massive self-respect. Pathetic.

Yes, it does. Go find me bald human genitalia in nature. Come back and tell me the ages of the humans. I’ll wait right here.

What, is goatse gone from the internet, or something? Did we come around in a circle and arrive back at the dawn of time?

So Cleveland Steamers, etc, are too pedestrian, right?

I tell the dog to go lick his balls somewhere else.

You can’t get a fucking neck tattoo...

Jesus, gravity is a really tenuous force, and yet it holds the planets in orbit over those insane distances... it’s incomprehensible.

I am fast-forwarding until the porn starts up again...

Or, rather, because there’s quadrillions of galaxies of empty space between them and radiation propagates as the inverse square of the distance, etc, etc.

And yet, some people would immediately start stealing or appropriating or “capitalizing” other people’s galaxies, until one person would have a trillion, and the rest of us would have one each.

It looks like it’s time to wring out that sponge...

Wow — what are you working on??