You keep talking like having a gun would have changed the outcome. It would not. Look at the statistics. But by all means, keep living in your fantasy world where you’re a superhero.

Jesus, you’re going to fucking kill a lot of innocent people some day with your fucking wadcutters, you lunatic.

So hey — do you have a wife, or kids?

“Gun in a gun fight?” LOL, Wyatt Earp, tell the truth — you’ve never been in such a situation, have you? I’ll wait right here.

You wouldn’t be there to see it — you would have killed yourself with his gun long before that. Kids are FAR more likely to die from guns in the home than from being shot on the street.

I have yet to read a story like this in which the dude pulls a gun and successfully defends himself. Not. One. Time. Get over yourself.

“Situational awareness?” Shut up. This dude isn’t on the front lines in Afganistan. Enough of your internet warrior bullshit. In that “split second or two” you’d just shoot your own leg off. Just do it now and spare us all.

The American Sniper dude got shot while carrying a gun in his hand. So enough bullshit.

He’s still alive. It’s Bill Paxton who just died.

Wasn’t it Bill Paxton who died?

Or H) there were many space faring civilizations in the neighborhood, billions of years ago, and there will be more, billions of years from now, but we just happen to be in a lull.

Most likely they’ll be like the Vogons: harried civil servants trying to do dirty job, with no patience for people who can’t lodge protests with the local Galactic Planning Council.

That’s silly. If you think having a monumental IQ means you couldn’t comprehend that these lower life forms are a) able to communicate, and b) trying to communicate with you, you don’t understand intelligence.

But the Zulus didn’t win...

The Minoans weren’t pussies like modern bullfighters.

Easy there, thumbdick.

Is she stacked or is that an old lady bra?

I had Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

I grew up in the 70s. I have worn a dickie. Thank god there are no pictures.

Irony? Given the handle?