Run for President in 2020? We could use him...

apparati apparatuses. Fourth declension (not second), in Latin it would be “apparatus”, so in English just add -es. But whatever, really.

Bannon. He’s expressed the desire to (I don’t have the exact quote) break the government, then blame it for not working, then get rid of it altogether.

At the same time as the Candida auris fungus is starting to kill more and more people...

Yep. There’s no wrong thing that Trump isn’t responsible for.

Pangolins are mammals, then?

Reporters are just clueless these days. They just pay attention to whatever shiny object catches their eyes.

I’m ready to see a horse elected consul...

You lost. Get over it.

2000 years of German heritage != white. Got it.

“Unfortunately, they are pretty bad at it.”

They think that their millions will protect them. And they’re right.

Why doesn’t he say “I’ll get the opinion of our top EPA climate scientists?” He’s basically denying the findings of his own department.

But they cut NOAA. Which was running the latest climate monitoring satellites.

Evolution or creationism? Did Adam ride dinosaurs, or is that rank bullshit? TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!!! (George W. Bush basically said exactly this, back in the good old days).

That’s the Cotswolds Costco.

Honestly that seems like a steal, compared to prices in Boston, NYC, or San Francisco.

Yes. You need to get and keep power. The you can effect change. Clinton understood this, and was vilified on the left for it.

Except no, it doesn’t.