Women have all that men do, plus breasts. They win.

“Steel brand PVC” FTW.

Everybody should strike, in solidarity.

THESE ARE NOT THE RAPISTS AND MURDERERS YOU PROMISED US, DON!

Poor Spicey. He just wants to go chew a little gum and chug a little drain cleaner...

The lowest point in American history since the Civil War.

She is awesome.

He’s a kid with an ant farm, lady.

That was a great line.

Why is Trump OBSESSED with Obama. He can’t do something or stop something without dragging Obama into it. I think the dude is ridiculously insecure.

Hey, say what you want about National Socialism, at least it was an ethos...

$8000? Try $20,000 (Boston).

Nah, they had Marius, Sulla, and Pompey already.

The bill for my wife’s cancer treatment exceeded $1 million. If it weren’t for RomneyCare, my son and I would be denied coverage because we’ve exceeded the lifetime maximum. We can never leave Massachusetts.

Can somebody play the Biden “that fuckin’ guy” clip?

I hope somebody doses himself with bath salts and eats this fucker’s face.

MANY of Trump’s voters will recoil in horror from the provision in the latest health bill, because they REALLY BELIEVE they will win the lottery, very, very soon. That’s how stupid they are. Actually, a better metric for how stupid they are is that they voted for Trump.

My wife got cancer. By the time her treatment was over (she died), the total cost was ONE MILLION DOLLARS. I sold my iPhone, now what, Howdy Doody?

Yeah, to paraphrase one US congressman, they were wearing the “towel, but not the fanbelt.” This fucking cracker country.

The thing is, many mouth-breathing Trump supports believe they’re going to win the lottery any day now, so this might get them to sit up and take notice.