That’s just it — the time Times central demographic he is dealing with the only pressing problems they’ll personally face in a Trump catastrophe. The rich will skate right through this, and that’s what these people are here to tell them.

Suppose for example you had Christopher Hitchens or Kingsley Amis or Winston Churchill in the lineup — the opinion page would be worth reading and it would carry the ability to sway public opinion.

Well, that sure put me off sex for the rest of my life. Chastity accomplished.

Republicans.

You must have heard the rhetoric of the Bernie bros. They boycotted Clinton in a fit of pique, and here we are.

But Hillary needed to EARN my vote!! You expect me to be guided by something other than my own self-esteem??

Yes, but then the Republican party still had integrity.

“United States’ reductions in air pollution”

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.” 

It’s their job to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in their beloved Corps...

What are you flying now (jealous...)?

Almost all school shooters are white men. Suppose a law was passed requiring all white men to be frisked upon entering a school. Uh, yeah, it would be decried as racist and you would deplore it.

“It’s in the hole!”

Yeah, and the thing to do is to advertise and sell them under your own, famous, name, so that people won’t know who to arrest later.

Count the heads.

Biden should just Twitter that maybe Trump and he should just step outside...

White wine is a hell of a drug.

Most everybody getting Obamacare actually works — there’s not this huge group of people freeloading off of you. That kind of welfare went out by 1990.

The stupidity part.

That means you’re paying for it, doofus. You’d make more if you opted out of insurance. You’re no more special than anyone else — if you get medical, everybody should.