You are Dunning-Kreuger syndrome, made flesh.

It’s BECAUSE I’ve seen so many presidents speak before congress that I can identify this performance as exploitative.

This article was really thought provoking, and it’s hard to disagree with it. However, there were some preconceptions that I thought were unsupported. For example:

From a genetic perspective, the issues are identical. I don’t know why there’s so much hostility toward this idea. I say this as somebody who fully supports trans rights.

He was great in True Romance...

Hey, those guys figured out how to read your entire genomic sequence, all by pipetting clear liquid from one eppendorf tube to another. That was no small feat, indeed.

Ugh. Yeah, he’s a keeper.

Are you Jennifer Aniston?

I thought you said “I tripped and fell into a reprehensible asshole.” That’s precision.

Kate Upton? Weigh heavily? Anybody???

Isn’t that always how it’s done?

Pigs. They’re all pigs.

Hey snowflakes! The two of you can’t just grab an arm each and walk her out of there? When did cops become such fucking cowards?

An infinite number of monkeys, strictly speaking.

Isn’t that Juliette Binoche in the second one?

I dunno, Putin’s killed a lotta people.

The media needs to grow a spine, instead of fellating Trump for not shitting his pants last night.

Now, to be fair, historically, vice presidents have always been in the dark, far from the action. I mean, does Bannon want anybody else in the Oval Office with him?

See? Even that doesn’t sound so crazy after this last month...

Let’s be honest — Pence and Ryan, while odious in the extreme, aren’t senile man babies Twittering their way to WWIII.