You know when you meet a new friend and you’re like, You are fucking hilarious! And it seems like you have so much in common and she tells the funniest stories and it’s all sunshine and light and drinking too much and stumbling home but then one morning she calls crying and is like, can I borrow money for an…

I can honestly imagine the vindictive bastard cutting its budget to the point where it can’t operate.

I think he’s working on doing that anyway. But it might require legislation, which... well, nothing he proposes is going to pass, is it? He can issue executive orders, he can roll back regulations, he can dissolve regulatory agencies... But I believe the NPS is encoded in law.

This legit made me lol. Thank you.

You’re close:

Next thing people will be forced to admit is that kind of keeping your shit together and not saying anything, by his standards, that was completely insane for 45 minutes, while reading a pretty run of the mill political speech off a TelePrompTer in front of Congress, didn’t suddenly make a lifelong bigoted,…

My first thought was: “Lord, I hope this doesn’t interfere too much with ‘Bitch Sesh’.”

From another article on CNN:

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

My family didn’t go to the movies a lot when I was growing up/a teenager. We wanted to till everything came to the video store (Video Library, Hollywood Video, my dad hated Blockbuster). So in 96 it was a big deal when we all went and saw the most talked about movie of the time “Twister.” We didn’t go see another…

That’s a serious feliney she just committed.

Anyone else feel like they were watching a really fucked-up version of the Parade of Nations during the Miss Universe pageant?

It appears they are succeeding

Their definition of “sexy” is “World of Warcraft pre-endgame leveling clownsuit”.

When I left the Catholic Church, my family and friends weren’t required to disconnect from me and pretend I don’t exist.

Boycotting his show won’t make one iota of a difference. If you really want to do something, contact his advertisers and tell them that you will not purchase their products anymore as long as they support the Dr Phil show. Contact an advocacy group for mental health and alert them to this...