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I bet he has his chicken parm cut up for him before it gets to the table.

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

Absolutely. When living in Korea, I started speaking an accented English and wouldn’t realize I was doing it until I spoke to my family back home. My Korean friends told me that they’d forget I didn’t really speak Korean because my English sounded like them speaking English. It was wholly unintentional, but I am

So living in London and collecting playboy boyfriends who are Russian and Greek left her with a ESL accent in English?

She’s clearly doing a fake accent. She didn’t talk like that recently, it sounds unbelievably ridiculous.

Yeah, I lived in England for a while and noticed that it started happening so I tried to stop it. I just ended up overcompensating and going into this hyperamerican accent. It ended up sounding like that was a fake accent, like a British actor in an old movie pretending to be American but totally overdoing it and

Ha, preaching to the choir here, my intonation is all fucked up between Midwest and other assorted accents. Usually everything is fine, until I start talking about my degree subjects. Turns out things get a bit intense when your subject area involves lots of German, French, and Italian words taught in English by a

The thing is, if you live in another country long enough, you subconsciously start to mimic the intonation and phrasing of the people where you are. A lot of people think it’s an affectation but it’s just a thing your ear does. It happened to me when I lived in England for a while - my American friends and family

Truly Lohan’s greatest creation since playing twins in The Parent Trap.

Typical Erika insight: “He [Vidal Sassoon] defined a whole generation.”

sorry but erika is the exact opposite of a queen. she’s a fraud. NOTHING about her is organic. nothing she says, nothing she wears etc and she has a terrible sense of humor.

I agree. Plus his words must be important for him to have become so popular as a singer because it sure as shit isn’t his voice.

DYING.

“She’s surprisingly beautiful and smart,”

What I would give for the footage of a security guard knocking on her bathroom stall...

No it’s not a TV show, they’re personal friends of Kara Brown.

We really need to talk about how LIVID Heather was at being kicked out of the department store. I thought her eyes were going to pop right out of her head. Her disbelief at having experienced such a travesty was by far the highlight of the episode for me.

Wow...Trump really does not let any slight go unchallenged.

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