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sirenique

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Gurl, BYE

Battlefield Earth is the only movie I’ve ever actually thought about asking for my money back. Saw it opening night and the entire theater was packed and we all laughed/cringed and dry heaved at the awfulness of it all.

You sick fuck!

Battlefield Earth is the holiday special.

They only play Water World and John Carter.

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

i get it, it takes a lot of work to get the necessary materials for progress, but if i run into any more zubat i will fucking kill a stranger

Shinji get in the fucking ice rink.

“Most Austrians think of themselves as German.”

Go away.

LEWIS GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

Demi! A willing and open partner is your body’s Burger King. So for the love of god, have it your way before you explode!

It’s so fun fearing for our jobs!

A unicordiot

George Clooney being awkward around kids sounds about right. I wonder how he’s managed to stay friends with Brad and his kindergarten class.

I know that it has got to be hard to try and be a working writer, and in a round a bout way, I feel sorriest for people working at gossip rags like People and TMZ. I giver her kudos for hanging in there for 14 years, but I can’t imagine what kid of toxic environment it must have been. Eight rounds of layoffs? Dayum.