I get so salty when people kill me with Mei because I SUCKKKKKKKKK as Mei and my salt is really just extreme jealousy hidden behind a finely woven tapestry of anger.

yea totally. even like — “go to a different UT for 9 months and then transfer by the option that is already available to you”

Uh, I had a gross visual when I read “cult of musk”

:rightclicksaveas:

tfw they’re pulling on three

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

At what point is it not OK to have a roommate? My friend is 35, has a respectable income and a fairly reasonable mortgage with no bills besides utilities and student loans, yet his brother and another friend live with him. I say it’s ridiculous (and his previous girlfriend agrees with me since she just broke up with…

Ranking of Cavs players by how much I’d want to see them start at QB for the Browns with no more than a week’s training at football:

LeBron’s Nike contract reads: “$1 billion, and LeBron can wear whatever the fuck he wants because he’s LeBron.”

Sickest Curry burn yet. A+

Hats off to Drew Magary for popularizing the “blue sweater tied around the waist” look

Meanwhile, Steph Curry is showing off whatever is your dad’s new favorite brand of tissue. So absorbent, so bland.

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Blacks are to be tolerated.

And yet somehow you’re the asshole if you so much as ask others to consider the idea of privilege.

(Whispers) not all white men

I’ve been shattered by the party culture and risk taking behavior that I briefly experienced in my four months at school.

nothing but net and chill.