What magical land do you live in where bars are open until 4?

Go to any bar in America at closing time and you’ll find at least one Nice Guy drunkenly letting the mask slip.

Can we knock it off with this “friend zone” crap? If you want to date someone and they don’t want to date you and you don’t want to be their friend then bounce. If you DO want to be their friend then awesome. Friends are rad! Knock off the dating creeper attempts and move on with your life. Women don’t “put” men into…

Oh boy. Now your house is definitely getting struck by lightning.

Arceus 2nd !? that dumb space pony really?

This is going to be the weirdest comparison I’ve ever made but the way they modeled his abs makes them look like the hard pallet of a rat’s mouth

All of these people are going straight to hell for not recognising the true #1 Pokemon.

Marathon sex that’s done so he doesn’t have to watch the Cavs.

I’ve been using “come over and watch the Cavs play in the Finals” as a euphemism “come have marathon sex with me instead of watching the Cavs play in the Finals” with the new guy I’m seeing. So far, it’s been the only winning strategy coming from Ohio at the moment.

This shit is getting the last episode of Seinfeld-type ratings down here*

Everyone on the Cavs has given up. It’s very sad. I’m not even going to bother watching the rest of the Finals unless CLE somehow wins two at home.

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

rapist tree sounds like some horrifying version of the womping willow from the darkest timeline version of HP. *shudders*

“...I’m sure he could have readily convinced a blackout drunk girl to have sex with him...”

That’s exactly what youre doing.

Off the bench, judge.

The thing is, they didn’t even HAVE to listen to women. There were two men that saved her, chased him off, and acted as eyewitnesses to his crime, but his welfare is still prioritized before hers. And arguably, before the welfare of his next potential victim.

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

... why would you bring a knife into the bathroom just because? Was he planning to, perhaps, julienne some carrots while he was in there? Mince some onions? Cut some tile he was planning to lay?