Just Saiyan hi.

So Cell in his perfect form just Pokémon style?

It’s far better here in the west, where tattoos are concerned. Never once have I heard of someone getting kicked out of a pool or resturant for having a tattoo (maybe the only exception being one that can be seen as rather offensive, like a highly noticeable string of curse words, or something. But those are rare).

I’m disappointed that the Rick & Morty episode didn’t make the cut.

999. Hit by car.

+1 wampum with happy ending

Pheidippides nutz.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

You are the Pheidippides of our time.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*

Wait, she was a Survivor contestant? Like, that is how she got famous-ish? Oh my god. Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

Never a massive sinkhole into a hellmouth when you need one.

Yeah, I totally do this from time to time (although not actually bento, because I have no skills, just shapes, and little packages). But it’s different if you’re doing it for yourself than if you’re trying to show up little Ashley’s mom.

I’m a white woman who makes a cute bento box for lunch every single day. For myself. But it’s awesome and it makes me happy. People are complaining about the shaped sandwiches, like I just throw the remnants away!? No way, you eat all the trimmings as a snack while you prep the lunch box. Come on, guys.

The only thing I found somewhat surprising was unidentified officer 2. That’s how low the bar is. “Wow! Someone spoke up to two people being complete assholes, that’s surprising!”

I’m having a pepperoni Hot Pocket for lunch, and I was sing-songing the name in a Jim Gaffigan voice while it rotated in the microwave.

That’s a pretty shit bento up there, btw. Real Japanese mom bento puts this white nonsense to shame.

Yep, and she probably has two phones.