Bravo! I was wondering what you meant by being “a fucking beatdown”, but then you went and demonstrated it! Self-referential and educational; well-played!

Help, help, someone is rustling my jimmies!

I just saw it as a picture of a person evolving from a young single guy, to a dating one, to a guy in a relationship.

I sat down with a calculator and pen and paper and showed them how much free time was left after working, commuting, chores, and other commitments, and then pointed out what percentage of that would be used to worry about Tre ‘fuckbag’ Mason scoring a touchdown this week to beat Dave from sales.

I switched to a retail job about 9 years ago from having been in the corporate world as varying levels of assistant for yeeears. I work at a museum shop so it is a different animal than your big box stores, but whoah have I learned a lot. (I do love my job too! Turns out I’m really good at this.)

Ah i used to love the “Ill never shop here again people’.

Good article, my wife still works a weekend retail position at a small pet supply store. The boss is an idiot and losing his business, and she gets a few crazies who think they deserve discounts just for being alive, but she loves being able to help people, and there are good regulars.

I don’t understand people who…

I learned one very valuable thing from working retail (and six months in a call center):

Some people just do not have the temperament to deal with other people’s crap, and I am apparently one of them. I’d have to take off my shoes and probably also drop my pants to find things to count on to get to the number of times…

Little-known fact: the Iran deal was negotiated entirely at a secret “all-girl spa.”

THIS. If shit hits fan, she would be cowering behind them.

No. How fucking dare she imply that these two soldiers, graduates of West Point, an MP and a helicopter pilot, who worked so incredibly hard to even get the chance to attend Ranger school, and then completed it against all odds, how fucking dare she even think they should just shut up and go away and do ladylike…

I’m not trying to be mean, but...

“I’m not saying I don’t like your new boyfriend, he’s great, but.....”

there seems to be this sense that men can’t have anything to themselves anymore

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

Yeah, I mean, has our historically matriarchal society EVER taken men’s feelings into account? It’s not like they hold almost all political positions or make more money or are over-represented in the media. Jeez.

They can keep their penises to themselves. That would be grand.

Well, what we’re seeing right now, we’re seeing Bible-believing Christians being persecuted for living according to their faith

You know the world is f’ed when J.K. Rowling *still* writes under a dude’s name.

Every time I hear about “present exactly the same person/work but trick the decision-maker into believing the person is male (/white/able-bodied/straight)” experiments I want to scream and shove it in everyone’s faces. People spend so much time and energy saying “women (/PoC/etc) just don’t try as hard / don’t care as…