Then, of course, there were loads of commenters who didn't think this was a big deal. You might agree. You might not. "Isn't this freedom of speech?" asked one.

I think your second born should be Gotta Love Bruce Ryan.

I use this gif a lot, but this was my reaction to that part:

"I think she likes sex already."

Someone go make sure Jamie Dornan isn't suicidal

Poor Jamie Dornan. He must hate himself.

"I think she likes sex already."

No, but I'm gonna leave it.

I'm naming firstborn Snowqueen's Icedragon Ryan.

Anastasia astutely notes that Edward looks like a model

I'm only halfway done reading this, but I need you to know that you are an American hero.

PLEASE TURN INTO A MOVIE. PLEASE!!!!

"Should a social norm stop me from trying this out? What's the worst that could happen? Would this hurt anyone?"

You could buy Michigan with $300,000.

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

Have you heard the good word of our lord and saviour RaptorJesus?

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