That picture is going to give me nightmares.

The entrepreneur in me wants to open this shop and call it Second Hand Heartbreaks.

Yep. I ignored all the bad pre-press and skepticism and stuck with my pre-order, thinking, "But - it's Final Fantasy!"

He bought her FFXIII. And he wonders why they broke up~

Me too to be honest. This was my personal absolute paramount of letdowns in all my years of gaming.

I remember I was so excited for this game....

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT USE KOTAKU CORE, EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SUCK SOME GAWKER DICKS

I saw the "<3 recycling?" sticker, and suddenly thought of a business that exclusively deals in second-hand mementos/gifts from ex's that the person no longer wants. You could probably find some interesting stuff in a store like that.

you saying there's no possibility of a gay person buying this?

Welcome Kotaku, formerly known as Reddit+1.

SO in closing, you're just not great around the kitchen.

OK I haven't read through all this yet because I had to stop and mention how much I cracked up at "I have no idea. I don't know how long you're supposed to cook chicken at a million degrees."

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

Which is why I abandoned my husband of less than 48 hours and went looking for pussy.

Why don't these people just do what I did to get out of my parents house? I am 29 and own my own home. All it takes is a fucking ton of luck and random coincidences!

"These. Are. Just. Drawings," wrote another blog commenter online. "Why don't you guys say this after you lower your crime rate first," replied yet another, with one commenter adding, "Yanks picking fictional Lolita regulation over gun regulation."

Remember when Square Enix made large bosses for its final fantasy games. Pepperidge Farm remembers

Holy shit. Please keep defending yourself. You have a great argument.