He's just taking a page from the Republican SOP Book, and rule number one is:

Oh yes, because the correct response to this sort of thing is to fire the woman you were kissing and then refuse to actually be held accountable. HERP DERP.

You guys, I feel this is a safe zone to say that I've been watching a ton of college gymnastics lately, and I'm loving it. Why isn't there more gymnastics on tv?!

Yes, because Ohio represents the best of America.

This is why Cleveland can't have nice things like championships, LeBron James, or decent looking women.

Not sure I agree with everything you said here, but I must recognize and appreciate Racism Voltron.

Seriously though it's kind of weird how the two teams are perfectly reversed.

Should have just said "What's up, redskin?" to show he values and honors the man's history.

Nothing good can happen to you while wearing an airbrushed shirt, nothing.

Don't tone police me. I'm angry and I'm going to curse when I'm angry. Being less angry just makes the conversation more comfortable to you and I don't care about catering to someone who wants to oppress me. And yes, responding to an article about a young girl wanting inclusion into her favorite hobby with this…

Taken from the Tracks website, regarding their target demographic: "Our demographic isn't dictated by numbers, isn't measured by age, or by one's propensity to wear scarves to the beach during summer. We're purely a mag for surfers. Full stop."

Actually... There aren't any women's surf magazines.

HELL YEAH, OLIVE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is me today! I'm totally in spring pants and rainbow flats. I told my friend at school pickup time if spring won't come to me, I will come to spring!

Sorry, I have to do it again because LOLCALI. It was kind of cold enough that I had to put my top up the other day while driving home. The suffering is great.

About 3 weeks ago in NYC (maybe 2? It's all blending together), I broke from my pessimism when the temperature got up into the low fifties. I insisted on wearing my high waisted shorts to brunch. I also insisted on eating outside. It was madness. I was so cold and so deeply in denial.

"I don't believe that acupuncture has those kind of magical healing powers, but I believe that her brain is immensely mysterious and powerful and if her belief in acupuncture got her to switch some shit around and quit smoking, that's awesome and it was totally worth the money (and she'll make it back in the long…

I'm a judgmental bitch so part of me wants to scream, "This is some ridiculous faux-hippie fucking nonsense for people with too much money...giving that money to charity will make you feel better about yourself, too, dummy." But, of course, it's really important to spend money on some shit that makes you happy, even…