"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"I would shiver the whole night through" Kurt Cobain once sang. Whether he indeed shivered the whole night through, slowly bleeding out on the floor of his Seattle area home, or whether the end came more quickly from the gunshot to the head that rang out "in the pines, in the pines" is just one new question being…

"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido" sang Kurt Cobain, about four things you can kill with a shotgun. Cobain successfully killed his libido when he put a shotgun in his mouth in the 1990s.

"I'm so tired I can't sleep," Kurt Cobain once lamented, ironically not long before availing himself of eternal rest by way of a shotgun blast to the head.

"Said, why don't you stop your crying," Kurt Cobain's Grandmother yelled at him in his song Sliver. Eventually he did quit his belly aching by using a 12-gauge shotgun as a pacifier.

Similarly, sociologist Susan Dewey studied strippers in the Rust Belt and found that they preferred topless dancing to service-sector work, which they saw as far more "exploitative, exclusionary, and without hope for social mobility or financial stability."

Wife: Jesus, do you even realize how much you spent?

Hockey Fans: Notice that large and small beer cups are the same size, film video proving their point, post video online, organize lawsuit towards arena for the good of all hockey fans.

Lebron James: Burns American flag.

Too many esports managers attempting scams. Dota2 players have also been suffering from the greed of idiots like Noh. I really hope Riot and Valve start taking this seriously and put more effort into their vigilance. Loss of income is one thing. Loss of life? This was way too close. Change is needed, immediately.…

Picking athletes to be role models? Are you 8 years old?

Sorry for picking worthy role models. If that's not good enough, sorry for party rockin'.

Speaking as a privileged, insensitive white person, getting fingered is a often an argument for dropping my standards.

*slow clap*

Yes, and for two reasons:

This was great. I love this kid.

Here's a map of how other teams' Twitter accounts reached out to the Stars and Peverley.