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Sounds like a New Zealander sheep-farmer.

Sims are the real humans.

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

Your post:
[rape joke]

Single life snow day:

Drew, I know you're the one with a parenting column and I may as well be a spambot hawking penis pills, but you're definitely doing the snow day wrong:

Oh I imagine there is already a young male following....

There are plenty of places on the internet where you can find women that are just as hot *AND* much more naked than Erin Andrews, all without having to worry about the dancing making you accidentally gay.

So, she flew to Australia, on a one-way ticket.....for a job interview?

Google Lucie Blackman. Blonde hair, blue eyed British girl that worked as a stewardess for British Airways got bored with that took a year off to become an escort in Tokyo. Got involved with the wrong people ended up being killed.

I have a female acquaintance who was lured to Australia under the pretenses of a job interview several months ago. I don't remember the details, but he sexually harassed her (to put it mildly), the job offer was a sham, and she had to elude him and find her own way back to the States. Which was difficult, since she…

Nope, never happens. Never ever happens. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

1) As of this writing, a U.S. Passport does not create a protective forcefield.

How would having money keep you from being forced into human trafficking? Maybe if you give lethal papercuts with it to defend yourself, but money and nationality don't mean shit to these guys.

A drugged drink and a gag are all the captors need. Your passport is a nice thing, but is easily discarded.

I watched it live.

I stopped caring once it was obvious that the scoring would never allow Mao-chan to get a medal and that Akiko-chan and Kanako-chan were out of the running completely.

I see nothing wrong with that. I'll have a Whopper, please.