Gee, I wonder why a disgraced american sex predator moved to a country full of impoverished women and children. Why ever would he want to be there? Have fun in prison.

Here's a handy guide to where you can catch the game if you're in Canada

Instead of some lame attempt at a joke, I'd like to say in all seriousness that Canada sucks and we're going to bash your fucking faces in. #Canadasucks #maplesyrupjunkies #ImaBelieber #neverforget1812.

I don't find the picture disrespectful at all, since it's a training casket and there's no body inside. Seems like they were doing a day of training and were feeling bored so they took a stupid group picture. Their only real mistake there was sharing it on the internet, because internet dwellers be crazy.

Humour is a pretty vital coping mechanism so maybe everyone should chill out a little.

HEY! LETS NOT START SHAMING PEOPLE WHO WATCH PORN!

Yeah & in 4 years she'll have school paid for while the rest of them (myself included) have loans for the rest of their lives, (minus the trust fund babies).

To be perfectly honest, I felt more degraded in a minimum wage, blue-collar, low paying, service job than I ever did doing porn.

One of them's Steve Elkington, but I've never seen the other two.

Who are the tall ones with the cans?

You are given a 3 lb leniency weight. (example- if your goal weight is 114, you are allowed to weigh in at 117 without being considered over) (caveat-if your goal weight is 114, don't even bother trying out fatty)

Chaz Bono will be happy to discuss how to become a Been-Gal.

No slouching breasts.

It seems unnecessary for the Bengals to explicitly ban slouching boobs when Jay Cutler just signed a long-term deal with the Bears.

If only there was some way to avoid becoming a Ban-gal.

Management will determine your proper color analysis.

"DO NOT WEAR UNIFORM WHILE TRAVELING IN A MOTOR VEHICLE."

This is pretty akin to my reaction.

Seriously, these sound like the most respectful, nicest immigration officers ever. People regularly get treated worse than this for much less.

So, trans woman flouts law, demands pity when treated sternly but humanely by authorities. Also permitted to live-tweet throughout "ordeal," which means it wasn't an ordeal at all.