This picture was enough to convince me I simply don't have the bravado to play this game.

I'm in almost exactly the same boat as you, and it's practically soul-crushing. So forgive me when I say that I am happy to talk to you. Have you also noticed, in addition to ALL THE QUESTIONS about weight, that now it's like the main thing people talk to you about? Like everything else about you just disappeared?…

"Does losing weight majorly fuck with your head, or is it just me?"

Victor's Beard

I'm from Ohio and you may be the first OSU fan who has ever said anything that didn't sound similar to "FSDHOGOUADFGOAHGLAHGA *grunnnt*". Thank you for that!

I lived in Ohio my whole life — still unfortunately do — and I completely agree. I come from a city where our division 1 football program is "well-respected" among people who actually give shits about HS football, and literally all anyone can ever talk about, never mind the fact that 95% of our team were…

I'm an Ohio U grad, I have no bias because I don't give a shit about anything, but OSU fans are just the worst kinds of people all around. I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiments. AND FUCK THE STUPID BUCKEYE NECKLACES. Throw them on the road so I may smash them with my car. Or don't, so I can run you over. They…

Now that I know there are Litwicks available, I want to go buy these, but I know I have terrible lucky and will get like 7 Jigglypuffs. And maybe, just maybe, Fahey will want to trade me...

Can anyone confirm or deny if this version of Game Fuel that Fahey is sampling tastes anything remotely similar to Mountain Dew Pitch Black? Because I hate regular Mountain Dew, but whenever they re-release Pitch Black, I stock up and go into withdrawl when it's all gone. I need a fixxxxxx.

Better yet, don't even yell at the author, just go yell at the entire Internet for talking about things. FUCK THINGS!!

Leggings: ordered. Now, I stalk the mailbox...

Can we talk about people who accept a shitty job knowing full and well that the job requirements, pay, and people are all shitty, but then complain about it as though they are the only person in the world to experience that UNIQUE brand of hell? My then-bf-now-ex took a job at Applebee's and quit after 2 months even…

This, all the time, especially at inanimate objects. (e.g. "WHY DIDN'T YOU WORK PROPERLY CENTRIFUGE YOU ARE BALANCED NOW SHUT YOUR FUCKING LID HOLE.")

If you decide against Goodwill, there's always Brides Across America, which helps to pair military fiancees with dresses! http://www.bridesacrossamerica.com/

I encourage you to wear a dress of that nature to dinner tomorrow. When people who clearly don't understand your gorgeousness ask you why you chose to wear such a fancy dress, I implore you to quote the marvelous Jack Donaghy and say: "It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"

Do you think anyone has taken this on Kinja yet? Because if not, I'm gonna make this my burner.

+1

I grew up between two farms and dealt with a constant mouse problem, and I currently work with mice. This is what you need to know:

In college, I was introduced to house centipedes. I was the only roommate living on the ground floor, and they would come up from the basement into my bedroom. I saw one, outlined in the mood lighting in my room, on the canopy over my bed. It scurried from the canopy to the floor, and crawled under my bed and into my…

Greatest picture I have ever seen!!