Oh thank God you have a boyfriend!! You're only getting older, and now you don't have to worry about being the breadwinner! Man, I mean, you are so lucky, because now you can take time off work to have babies!!!11eleventy

The fact that Cleveland was even on someone's list of vacation sites is about as good as it gets for Cleveland.

The people who say that to you should be on the receiving end of a face punching, at the very least. Your cosplay was incredible, and you should feel incredible!

"...sounds a lot more fun than the Forgiveness School my folks sent me to — the Scandinavian School of Forgiveness, which is where you eliminate problems by simply coldly cutting people out of your life with no warning or explanation and then move on stoically as if nothing ever happened..."

You guys! I nominate this comment thread as Best Thread of the Weekend. I am dying laughing over here. Excellent use of imagery, all around. I just... I can't even... bravo.

Can't afford this, even though it's about the coolest thing I've ever seen, ever. But you can bet your ass I'm ordering all the things to make this right now for like $20, and I'll spend a week sewing a knockoff of this perfection. Even better, I want to add a real shark tooth to the clasp of the chain used to keep…

I'd share my buckets with you, but they're currently all filled with my own article-fueled vomit. I recommend we create a wormhole for our vomit.

Where can I find this fabled ant phone?

I agree. And FWIW, I try to defend both commenters on both sites, but sometimes they just make it all but impossible. I JUST WANT EQUAL RIGHTS AND GREAT VIDEO GAMES. WHY IS LIFE IMPOSSIBLE!?

The same situation can be described for any extreme. The key is to keep a level-head, and just keep fighting the good fight for rationale to prevail.

+1000 this.

I think it'd be so great to see more playable female leads/chars. I do NOT BELIEVE GTA is the franchise to start with making these changes.

As someone who reads both Jez and Kotaku regularly, the amount of Kotaku-hating BS going on in the comments for that "article" makes me really sad/ashamed to be a part of the Jez community right about now. There is so much man-hating going on for no reason, followed only by Kotaku-hating for no reason by people who…

I don't know which version of Gantz I like the most. I've read the manga, and seen the anime and films. There's so much Gantz to love. Sososososo much. Part of me wishes this Arashi article would simply spiral into a bunch of threads talking about Gantz.

You're missing out.

I've only read the manga, but saw the Korean drama version is now on Netflix, so there's my whole weekend...

I'm going to have to use this GIF in the future, Rarity is kind of my favorite ever. THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!!!

+1000 just for an excellent Dick Solomon character GIF. Bravo.