Yeah sure, you just have to go to the DMV and get one right?

Schooooools out for summer!

They could do a four door version and call it the Fiatanamera.

Come on, in 1991 you could have been driving a Miata!

Step one - Is your skin black or brown?

So who’s betting there is a cupboard in Iceland with a couple of nukes inside someone forgot about?

I hope it doesn’t detect when an emissions test is being performed and magically set the ratio to pass the test...

“Take my mother in law,... please” - Bernard Manning

Starring in a reality TV show and running for office makes implementing the”equal time rule” very problematic. It’s why Trump had to give up the apprentice and why Schwarzenegger films weren’t shown on TV while he was running.

I’ve seen this movie...

Well, he did say he was going to fund the campaign himself...

Mike Bassett to wardrobe, Mike Bassett to wardrobe, ...

Why does anyone care what a washed up actor tweets about?

I wonder how many Toyotas crashed today.

0. -I have this itch on the back of my leg, and I can’t figure out if it’s a bug bite or dry skin

Looks like Brendan Rodgers might be available for the England Manager’s position after all...

“Doesn’t she look tired?”

They really should tidy up a bit, the place is filthy!

Yes, I know!