I got wood in a car once...

Probably too fat for F1.

A Rushian shubmarine commander near Shyria? Yesh, I can shee why you might shay that, but it’sh probably jusht an undershea earthquake you’re detecting.

Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!

My understanding of AZ law is that if you leave your vehicle to escalate a situation like this, you are in the wrong. Obviously it’s tricky on a bike but stay in your car, go to a safe public place and call the cops.

Well, I guess that’s one way to ensure we need to buy the F35...

If they didn’t crash, why would people watch?

Well, it won’t look that good ever again. Covered in vomit and faeces, cookie crumbs in every corner, an odd stain which can’t be identified and a favorite toy kinda stuck wedged in but can’t be reached...

Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left.

I don’t think there is actually a sign, but the speed limit at my son’s daycare parking lot is probably pretty low. They also have speed bumps, sensible considering the number of small children running around. So it amazes me every time , the moms in their huge ass QX80s weaving around the speed bumps to get there…

Matte paint finishes look awesome and never need washing!

My Lincoln Towncar does that but only because the air suspension needs fixing.

It’s those other 23 hrs 56 minutes and 43 seconds that are tricky

Worse would be him singing a song about it I guess?

I’ll ask my butler what he does...

Just needs the Lucas electrics to complete the package...

The 80s called and want their kid’s bedroom color scheme back.

I’m sure BAe will sell you some Hawk Trainers and a can of red errr blue paint.

Nervously looks up in the sky as the mouse hovers over “publish”...

Anyone else thinking Gimli Glider?