Bless your grandmother and her opinions.

The best thing I can say about this ridiculous photograph is that it cements Suchet’s legacy as Best Poirot.

Robert Reich on why Trump holds rallies (SPOILER: it’s for power): 

Narcissistic supply.

Well, update: I don’t agree so much with your second paragraph... 

I’m a feminist (and a woman — the “Sir” is a lie) with photosensitive epilepsy and I agree with everything you wrote [eta: in your first paragraph; not so much the second]. The buried lede here is that this is a win for those who are fighting against ableism.

If you have to ask... Then your answer is yes. Yes, concern yourself.

Leash your dog. Take him to a behaviour class.

I’m with you. And frankly surprised this is still up for debate after last year’s Revenant/Suicide Squad nonsense. People defending Affleck need to be reminding that METHOD ACTRESSES have never used method acting as an excuse for real-life shitty behaviour to others (even if they, themselves, suffer from their art).

But she wants that award really, really bad.

Had to look it up. The real-life Hughes was 53 in 1958. Beatty is 79. :( :( :(

Red not gold, you say? Nothing a can of spray paint and some glitter can’t fix.

Man-aries.

But it seems like there is also girdle action going on?? Something holding in that gut?

So confused by what I see.

Serious question, because it has been bothering me for some time: Does Pence habitually wear a girdle that pushes his manboobs up, or is he just secretly really, really fit? Are there alternate theories out there explaining his top-heavy physique?? Am I the only one seeing this????

(I’m sorry, I know this is not very…

Much as I love this billing scenario, 45 is a lifelong teetotaler and, rumour has it, chronic constipation sufferer. So no big wallet dings there.

But wait, do they have to pay for their guests’ drinks and toiletries?

This is both funny and incredibly sad, because it reminds me that if Phil Hartman were alive today he might have taken a crack at lampooning Trump (again).

I always assumed that the lesser (far, far lesser) Kylie was named for the greater (far, far greater, let’s just call her a goddess shall we) Kylie.

I know, reich? He alt to have predictatored that outcome.

I have serious worries about how my Ginger and I are going to help (or: fail to help) our children navigate this strange, new world of modern dating. :(

Yeti crab. Jesus. How have I never heard of this one before?